one foot on the boat, one on the dock

The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.

The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?

by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

Duke on the Boat Activist

the biggest chads in the sea of theives community that want duke on the boat and hate pve whiners

man, he is such a chad, he's a Duke on the Boat Activist

by robloxsex22 November 5, 2021

Girl on the boat

“Girl on a boat” on Instagram is basically a young, decent-looking woman—could be a student, could just be naturally attractive—posting pics on a yacht or whatever with some unseen rich guy. Sometimes he’s older, sometimes he’s just loaded and dull. But definitely loaded as he owns a boat.

Girl on the boat says ‘Look at me, living the fancy life, floating around with someone else’s money.’ 'I am on a boat and you are not.'

by lohgfd October 26, 2025

last man on the life boat

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"

"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"

by thenoblesock January 28, 2008

No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).

Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

by TheJizeI March 1, 2023