Periodic table

Bullshit we don’t need to know to succeed in life unless we’re scientists

I got a 50% on the periodic table of elements because I don’t have time to study.

by AllFactsFromMe March 8, 2019

Periodic table of awesomeness

Much like the periodic table of elements, but the elements are replaced with awesome things, and the name is changed to something much more awesome

Schools should stop teaching kids about the periodic table of elements. It is much more important that students learn all about the periodic table of awesomeness.

by qazxsw 13 January 24, 2013

Periodic Table 105

Periodic Table 105 is a refrence to the substance Dubnium

Cory: "Hey man, my mom just got released from the hospital"
Dave: "Periodic Table 105"
Cory: "What?"

by xyvgamer June 29, 2021

Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

by eerie5 September 29, 2023

The Periodic Table

6A's secret language that Mr. Hyatt and Teacher Harrison know about. The language has many words that I will not give examples of.

83-43-1 is an example of how the word should be written in the language.
The Periodic Table is also known for learning elements in science class

by iwnfbfie December 9, 2020

On Periodic Tables

Basically just a twist to the phrase “Period (girl, queen, etc.)”: A slang term used by ghetto girls or gay/zesty men to show approval for an action made by another, like a verbal applause in other words.

Jessica: Vanessa, were you talking shit?!
Vanessa: OMG no I wasn’t!!
Jessica: Lying ass hoe!! *Slaps Vanessa’s face*
Emma: Oop, and that’s on periodic tables!!

by Just call me Geto’s wifey fr💍 May 12, 2025