If it wasn't for welfare Dickys' kids would starve, he would rather have an east omaha job than a regular job. The average east omaha job pays $1.00 an hour plus all you can steal.
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Get the oopah mug.A city in Nebraska that, despite popular belief, is a rather large city. The largest high school is Omaha Central High School, which has approximately 2500 kids, and is extremely ethnically diverse. It has two Universities (Creighton University, a private Catholic college, and University of Nebraska - Omaha, a public college) a Medical school (the University of Nebraska Medical Center) and a community college (Metropolitan Community College). Despite what some morons might say, we do not "spit in a can" and we are not hillbillies. In fact, I have only been to a farm twice in my life. We are probably bigger than your city.
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Legend has it that upon fierce copulation with Goro, she gave birth to Moran, father of the moleman race. As of late, has resurfaced under the guise of Oprah, a daytime talkshow host.
Legend has it that upon fierce copulation with Goro, she gave birth to Moran, father of the moleman race. As of late, has resurfaced under the guise of Oprah, a daytime talkshow host.
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The east omaha dump made east omaha a place where only losers who couldn't live anywhere else lived.
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And if you still think Omaha is a cornfield with a bunch of farmers, come to Omaha and let me punch you in the face.
And if you still think Omaha is a cornfield with a bunch of farmers, come to Omaha and let me punch you in the face.
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