The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.
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The rules say we can only post on one thread at a time, but if we can't omnipreside then a lot of threads will go unreplied to.
by Lady Lu April 16, 2005
Get the omnipreside mug.Primarily, a living creature who consumes meat - i.e.: poultry, pork, beef, fish. Many human meat-eaters are disrespectful towards those who don't eat meat, particularly towards vegans, often writing bad definitions of them in urban dictionary. Such people are often bad at spelling and consistently illogical in their responses to vegetarians and vegans.
Omnivore: 'I could murder a nice, juicy steak. Do you want one?'
Vegan: 'No thankyou, I'm a vegan.'
Omnivore: 'Oh, one of those. I suppose you're going to lecture me on how bad it is to eat meat.' (waves meat in vegan's face).
Vegan: (looks at omnivore disdainfully) No, but I would prefer it if you didn't wave meat in my face. (Waves tofu burger in omnivore's face).
Omnivore: (Shrinks back in true terror).
Vegan: 'No thankyou, I'm a vegan.'
Omnivore: 'Oh, one of those. I suppose you're going to lecture me on how bad it is to eat meat.' (waves meat in vegan's face).
Vegan: (looks at omnivore disdainfully) No, but I would prefer it if you didn't wave meat in my face. (Waves tofu burger in omnivore's face).
Omnivore: (Shrinks back in true terror).
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2. I'm an omnivore because I like both men and women.
2. I'm an omnivore because I like both men and women.
by The Real Moozer April 21, 2006
Get the omnivore mug.The obtaining of sexual pleasure by mindfucking either a male or female BY a male or female through every orifice in the body.
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