omd

New York slang for:

1) "on my dick" -When someone is constantly bothering you or making a big deal out of something you said or did they are on your dick.

2) "off my dick"- When someone is on your dick you tell them to get off. Or in other words, to stop bothering you.

1) Ronaldo: Yeoooo, WHAT ARE THOOOOSEEEE!!

Bobby: Why you always on my dick (OMD), you cunt?
2) Carl: Ewww wtf , you write like a kindergartner!

Bobby: Get off my dick (OMD) nigga.

by Wavy.am May 29, 2018

OMD

Abbreviation for the band Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

OMDs song, "If You Leave", is an 80s classic!

by INXpeteR August 6, 2007

OMD

On my dick

Lincoln: omg that bitch was omd last night tryna get a free drink
Myah: damn, I’m just tryna get on yo dick cus you peng asfff daddy

by xtlanta October 3, 2017

Omd

Omd stands for on my dick not oh my days.

Josh: Yo Fred I got another girl omd. Fred: Are you sure it's not just your mom again? Josh: Uhhh..

by FloppyPancake November 24, 2019

omd

Oh My Dog.
spelling God backwards for people who dont like saying Omg cause its overused.

also,is a common mistake when writing "oh my god".

dude 1-omd,you'll never guess what happened!!
dude 2-OMD what!!
dude 1-oh,my dog just died!

by iLoveRockAndRoll December 22, 2009

Omd

Omd is an acronym for "On My Dick." It's primarily said when a girl is completely obsessed with a guy. Her actions can display her affection such as: following, consistently calling/texting, stalking, complimenting, complying to his demands, or anything that makes it seem as if they're whipped. This word applies to guys, too (not entirely for sexual matters).

Fun fact: Omd is commonly used in the texting world today.

Example 1:

Dude, Vincent! You won't believe it! I talked to that chick for like 2 minutes and she already wants my digits! She's Omd!

by LaX LeGenD November 20, 2009

Omd

Acronym for on my dick

Definition the other day Bob was omd taking trash about me

by Kapperkermit December 29, 2019