OMD, avez-vous vu ce qu'elle a porté aujourd'hui?
by Cliff Whitty June 10, 2007

OMD- On my dick
by Arni Duckhard January 1, 2010

Me: tom i got a serious question
Tom:what?
Me: do you have a map?
Tom: yes why?
Me:because you have been running through my mind all day
Tom: omd
Tom:what?
Me: do you have a map?
Tom: yes why?
Me:because you have been running through my mind all day
Tom: omd
by cypher1100 March 25, 2010

New York slang for:
1) "on my dick" -When someone is constantly bothering you or making a big deal out of something you said or did they are on your dick.
2) "off my dick"- When someone is on your dick you tell them to get off. Or in other words, to stop bothering you.
1) "on my dick" -When someone is constantly bothering you or making a big deal out of something you said or did they are on your dick.
2) "off my dick"- When someone is on your dick you tell them to get off. Or in other words, to stop bothering you.
1) Ronaldo: Yeoooo, WHAT ARE THOOOOSEEEE!!
Bobby: Why you always on my dick (OMD), you cunt?
2) Carl: Ewww wtf , you write like a kindergartner!
Bobby: Get off my dick (OMD) nigga.
Bobby: Why you always on my dick (OMD), you cunt?
2) Carl: Ewww wtf , you write like a kindergartner!
Bobby: Get off my dick (OMD) nigga.
by Wavy.am May 29, 2018

by INXpeteR August 6, 2007

Lincoln: omg that bitch was omd last night tryna get a free drink
Myah: damn, I’m just tryna get on yo dick cus you peng asfff daddy
Myah: damn, I’m just tryna get on yo dick cus you peng asfff daddy
by xtlanta October 3, 2017

Oh My Dog.
spelling God backwards for people who dont like saying Omg cause its overused.
also,is a common mistake when writing "oh my god".
spelling God backwards for people who dont like saying Omg cause its overused.
also,is a common mistake when writing "oh my god".
by iLoveRockAndRoll December 22, 2009
