trauma Olympics

An event where different people compete to see who has experienced the most phycological trauma in their life. The one thing every competitor seems to forget though is that nobody actually win the trauma Olympics.

And here we have Jerry who is competing in this year trauma Olympics and has just brought up the fact his dad hasn't come back from the store yet,

by A random guy who is also a pot December 21, 2021

Olympics

The way to see which country has the best steroid supplier.

Olympics are going to be lit.

by thepseudonymousbosch February 21, 2017

Crack Baby Olympics

The use of crack babies in athletically challenging activities. Similar to the Special Olympics. Even If you win, you're still probably retarded.

I wanted to go to the crack baby olympics today but I realized it was literally retarded

by Thunderxx10 July 22, 2011

Redneck Olympics

A NASCAR race.

Son-of-a-bitch, how many more weeks until Fox stops broadcasting the Redneck Olympics?

by DR. DISTRUCTO July 5, 2010

Selfie Olympics

An ongoing competition to take the most original and awe-inspiring selfie. This often involves using various props, costumes, furniture, and an impressive array of poses in front of the bathroom mirror.

Person A: Ayo why the fuck are you wearing that snuggie, and what is the easy bake oven doing in the bathroom Josh?!
Person B: Shut up, I'm about to win the Selfie Olympics!

Person B: Yo, did you see that selfie Big Sean just took? He's definitely a contender in the Selfie Olympics.

by Selfie Champion January 4, 2014

Office Olympics

It is an important event of games organized within an office to compete with co-workers. This usually happens when employees die of boredom. The games includes but are not limited to: desk jump, office chair battle, cubicle hurdles, chairiot race, trash can jumping, coffee cup race and more...

The boss is not in the office! But we are bored, let's play the office Olympics.

by Mauri Di Awesome October 28, 2009

Gardening Olympics

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.

The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.

by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011