oiling the bird 

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

oiling the bird by trvkvltdoomocculta October 5, 2009

oilit 

interjection of confirmation.Takes the place of an exclamation mark.

"I just won the Lottery,oilit".

oilit by Wlm Wheed May 8, 2005

oilified 

When something becomes so greasy or oily it becomes oily and sticky, when that happens that action is called “oilified”

“Take the pennies out the cupholder before they get oilified”

oilified by Gigixx February 18, 2021

oilies 

From Russel Brand (legend) - their breasticles people.

'I Love Her And Her Oilies.'

oilies by Just4kicks July 6, 2006

Oilix 

A micro-organism that can enrich crude oil and replicate it. Said to be cheap (as in low-cost).

"If someone could develop a micro-organism capable of enriching & purifying oil, we'd have a nearly infinite supply of oil! ^.^ Sadly, it's all fiction. -.-' "
-me

Oilix by Dave November 30, 2004

Toy-Oiling 

Blow Job

She really knows how to give a good toy-oiling!

Toy-Oiling by Chovastard February 4, 2015

oiling up 

To Put oil on ones body in a sexual way

He was oiling up while we were getting intimate

oiling up by Yo granny April 4, 2021