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offshorize

the sending of work from the developed world to the cheaper destinations or developing world like Philipines,India...
Earlier the offshore meant just sending the manual software IT work to cheaper destinations.Now its the quality work or R&D center.Typical cases been MICROSOFT,ADOBE and so on..
Man!! I am jobless since my work has been offshorized to India.
I have got awesome hike,I am owning the offshorized work of Adobe for cloud computing in India.
by zatsure May 12, 2013
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Offshore Drilling

The act of going to a different country (offshore) and partaking in sexual liaisons with the locals (drilling)

OR

Partaking in sexual liaisons in the ocean or any natural body of water
Man 1: I don't get what the big deal about offshore drilling is.

Man 2: What do you mean?! Haven't you seen the effects of the oil spill?

Man 1: I think we are talking about two different things. I'm talking about going to Brazil and getting me some women. The effects of that oil spill could be much worse than the BP oil spill
by IBM-HAL November 25, 2010
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offshoring

When incompetent overpaid fuckbitches like Kyle here fail to make enough money for their employers to make it worthwhile for said employers to pay for their websurfing and porn searching, and are then bangalored in favor of even more incompetent but underpaid fuckbitches being paid an eighth as much, the event is called offshoring.
A: I hear IBM is offshoring 11,000 jobs to that shithole India.
B: Afraid some Indian's going to do your job as well as you at an eighth of your salary?
A: U-S-A! U-S-A! DOWN WITH GLOBALIZATION!
by Job Thief May 18, 2006
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Offshore Jerkin

When you sit about a 100 yards off the beach in the water and jerkoff while watching all the beach babes onshore.
Jeff had his pants down in the ocean and was offshore jerkin while a pretty lady was on the beach getting her tan on.
by Dude43212 June 16, 2018
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Offshore Drilling

the act of engaging in sexual activities on a boat
Senator, it appears you have changed your position on Offshore Drilling - Howell Heflin
by eatthekidsfirst July 7, 2018
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offshore drilling

1) anal sex

2) any form of anal penetration
1) John McCain supports offshore drilling, because he wants to increase the likelihood that he will one day be all up in Sarah Palin's ass.

2) If Bristol Palin had been more of an advocate for offshore drilling, she probably wouldn't have gotten knocked up.
by blosama October 22, 2008
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offshoring

When Asia, India, Pakistan, and all those gay third-world countries steal jobs from America. They are not as skilled as the Americans they stole the job from, and are too stupid to realize they are getting paid very little compared to Americans.
Offshoring sucks.
by Kyle May 17, 2004
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