boy oh boy what a place it is. a lot of little trumpers if you wanna get all political. not much to do. there's a couple stores and also a river but you have to be real dedicated to go on it. it has monkeys if that helps. no you cannot touch the monkeys. they'll touch you first.
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1 - What?!?!?!? You is only 21, you're a blatant oapaedophile
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1 - What?!?!?!? You is only 21, you're a blatant oapaedophile
by SteveMcDonald February 3, 2009
Get the oapaedophile mug.A town that every teen says they're going to leave but never do. It's like fly paper, you only want to rest a short while but get stuck there forever. Only the smart ones get out straight out of high school, if you don't you're STUCK. Also known as slOcala a place where there is NOTHING to do
What is there to do in Ocala tonight oh right ..... NOTHING
Dude when I'm old enough I'm getting the hell out of Ocala.... 20 years later married, kids, living in Ocala
Dude when I'm old enough I'm getting the hell out of Ocala.... 20 years later married, kids, living in Ocala
by cherestalb January 9, 2013
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Wanna go to the mall, which one? not a hard choice..we only have one...
How about the movies...I think we have two?
Anything else....Well there is easy street if ur 8 and zanzabar if you are over 21...inbetween that..mhm well good luck finding something to do
Ocala is waste of space between orlando and gainsville. They should have just skipped ocala and combined gainsville and orlando and just call it olanville. Forget the city inbetween.
Ocala is the horse capital of the world...Which means all we have to offer are horses, horse farms and old people that seem to like to retire in this town because nothing ever happens. And they can drive 30 miles and hour in a 50 and not get yelled at.
Ocala- If U dont move out of ocala as soon as you graduate high school, you will never get out. Ocala traps people.
Wanna go to the mall, which one? not a hard choice..we only have one...
How about the movies...I think we have two?
Anything else....Well there is easy street if ur 8 and zanzabar if you are over 21...inbetween that..mhm well good luck finding something to do
Ocala is waste of space between orlando and gainsville. They should have just skipped ocala and combined gainsville and orlando and just call it olanville. Forget the city inbetween.
Ocala is the horse capital of the world...Which means all we have to offer are horses, horse farms and old people that seem to like to retire in this town because nothing ever happens. And they can drive 30 miles and hour in a 50 and not get yelled at.
Ocala- If U dont move out of ocala as soon as you graduate high school, you will never get out. Ocala traps people.
by FeverFavorFlea December 4, 2010
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Get the Ocapoocuu goggles mug.Guy #1: Dude Madonna is so freaking hot!
Guy #2: Are you serious!? She's like 75!
Guy #1: She's still hot, asshole!
Guy #2: You're such an OAPaedo.
Guy #2: Are you serious!? She's like 75!
Guy #1: She's still hot, asshole!
Guy #2: You're such an OAPaedo.
by Beeth October 5, 2007
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