Terminally Online

The term for when a person has gotten so deep into social media that they dedicate themselves to issues that have no relevance in their day to day life

My friend has spent the last 3 days arguing on twitter about how a foreign fan artist is depicting their favorite character. I'm afraid they are just terminally online at this point

by Sagalink January 2, 2021

Online School

Hell on earth (unless you're antisocial). You will have no friends, your parents will criticize you 10 times as much, and your grades will fall.

Friend: Sry I wasnt on Hangouts in forever, Online School is a bitch
Other Friend: fml I got my first D

by amievenreal April 29, 2020

grand piece online

Grand Piece Online (GPO) is a goofy game for gay niggas in roblox. The creator Phoeyu is money hungry and wants niggas to buy 100 dollar gamepasses for niggas to get a fruit in the game. The game claims to be a One Piece game but hardly has anything related to One Piece in the current updates. The community is full of 5 year old gay niggas who jack off to Phoeyu in order to get a Tori. Items like Candy Cane and Prestige Fruit bag are heavily dick sucked which results in niggas trading them for 30 years worth of rent, Belle Delphines nudes, and a cum jar with the population of New York City

Gay Niggas named Moru Mishoda:Lets play Grand Piece Online

by BigFishDish June 7, 2022

Last online 7 years ago

The feeling of nostalgia and sadness when you see your friend was online 7 years ago. Sometimes you wonder what happened on that day they went offline. Did they die? Did they lose their console and got a new one but forgot you? Did they just stop playing games? Sometimes we may never know. But all we can hope is that they are okay and living well.

Friend: Oh yeah I gotta go to bed now, I'll play with you again tomorrow.
Me: Ok gn dude I gotta finish homework so yeah
*7 years later, finds old console that I used to play on*
*Plugs console in*
*Checks friends list to see if your friend still plays*

Last online 7 years ago

by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020

Online School

A Hellish reality where you either get overworked or underworked and that takes place in a post-apocolypitic dystopia, or now.

Person 1: Hey, did you do the Online School stuff yet?

Me: y_y

Person 1: Wait, are you even up yet?

Me: y_y

Person 1: Or are you just writing entries on Urban Dictionary to escape Online School?

Me: Yes.

by TheGrapeFaygoAddictedSocialite May 4, 2020

Children's Online Daycare

Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...

Your friend: wanna play COD?

You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!

You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!

by ShadowDAce November 24, 2013

Unread Online Syndrome

A temporary fit of anxiety. This is a very common affliction caused when you send a message to someone on MySpace when you see they are online, then sit and wait for them to respond. After a couple of minutes you open your Sent Mail and see that it is still Unread. You have now entered the Unread Online Syndrome. You sit there hoping beyond hope that the message gets opened before he/she logs off, because if not, then who knows how long till the person logs back in. You refresh the page every couple seconds. You check your Inbox anyways, making sure that it isn’t a glitch saying it’s Unread when it’s really not. You begin to feel panic. “Is he/she gonna see that there’s a new message before logging?!?” There is no escape. You have been infected with Unread Online Syndrome and the only cures are if the person finally opens the message or just logs off.

Joey got sick last night. He was on MySpace and for 3 hours he suffered from Unread Online Syndrome before Angel finally wrote him back. But by then it was too late and he was convulsing on the floor.

by Jace555 May 5, 2009