objectaphile

a person or persons who are sexually attracted to objects. As well as a person or persons who would like to have sexual relations with an object or objects

dude 1 - do u wanna make out with ur mic or smth back up dude
dude 2 - actually bro i kinda do, it’s cute

dude 1 - ur an objectaphile????? dude i hate objectaphiles

by Sky the smartie October 31, 2022

objecceagphon

An idiot, someone who objects to anything regardless of the subject, to be intentionally difficult.

That girl is just being an objecceagphon.

by Gareth Chuck April 18, 2008

objectiality

someone who actively has sex with objects

"dude i totally banged my flashlight yesterday" "i didn't know you were into objectiality"

by i am actually a fat cunt January 19, 2018

Objectfucker

Someone who loves object shows and criticizes those who have a negative opinion about them

Person 1: I love BFDI, Inanimate Insanity, Paper Puppets Take 2, etc.
Person 2: I don't really like those shows...
Person 1: You are worse than Adolf Hitler for not liking my favorite shows.
Person 2: Annoying ass objectfucker

by Maxgamer345 March 22, 2025