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Obamacon

Man, I heard that Bill O'Reilly is really an Obamacon.
by Ethan Neal August 22, 2008
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obamatron

noun, 1. Overzealous supporter. 2. Surprise-attack accoster. 3. Anyone wearing more buttons than articles of clothing. 4. A bad person in support of a good person.

adv, obamatronic
"Hey, sorry I'm late for work. I was nabbed by a gaggle of obamatrons."

"The show was great, except that there was an obamatron in the front that yelled after every single word the singer said.
by Yukon Fonz March 3, 2008
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obamaconomy

The state of the economy under the presidency of Obama.
That man found his job due to an Obamaconomy.
by AnTi_mTtr May 1, 2009
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ObamaFlop

In computing, FLOPS (for FLoating-point Operations Per Second) is a measure of computer performance, useful in fields of scientific calculations that make heavy use of floating-point calculations. For such cases it is a more accurate measure than the generic instructions per second.

An ObamaFlop is a unit of measure indicating how many users a server can handle before crashing. The basic unit (1 ObamaFlop) is 10,999 users. Otherwise known as the number of users the Obamacare website can handle before crashing.

In standard computing, FLOPS (for FLoating-point Operations Per Second) is a measure of computer performance, useful in fields of scientific calculations that make heavy use of floating-point calculations. For such cases it is a more accurate measure than the generic instructions per second.

Most microprocessors today can do 4 FLOPs per clock cycle.1 Therefore, a single-core 2.5 GHz processor has a theoretical performance of 10 billion FLOPS = 10 GFLOPS.
Mike: 16,498.5 users are trying to sign up for ObamaCare on the website right now.
Doug: Great Scott! Thats 1.5 ObamaFlops the website can't handle that its gonna crash.
Mike: Too late, it crashed. Maybe I'll get easy health insurance tomorrow.
Doug: Unlikely.
by TrickyMik November 7, 2013
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Obamafinger

To flip someone off by scratching your cheek with your middle finger. You do this so that you can flip someone off and still pretend to be above that sort of thing.
I thought he was different until he Obamafingered her on the stage . . . in front of everyone . . . and everyone knew what he was doing . . . and they'll still vote for him.
by plasmacobalt April 26, 2008
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obamazon

1. Tireless female campaigner for Barack Obama.

2. Militant feminist supporter of Barack Obama.
Clinton may have the oldguard feminist vote, but the young obamazons are flocking to her opponent.
by A. Gene Davis February 29, 2008
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obamamonies

Money given to people who are dumb enough to vote for him.
Welfare Supervisor:Can i help you?
Welfare recipient: Give me my obamamonies
Welfare Supervisor: What?
Welfare recipient: You knows my monies i gets from dat black guy who runnin the place
Welfare Supervisor: What?

Welfare Recipient: Give me my obamamonies
by jiggyjug August 15, 2011
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