When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you're revolted at what you've just done.
After Marcus banged Olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. I know i sure would have.
After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.
After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.
by fuckedatfuge March 17, 2009
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by Derip September 21, 2020
Get the Oatmeal cream pie mug.The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
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Get the Oatmeal Cream Pie mug.When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
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by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008
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Last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. I'll never look at a little debbie the same way again.
by sasquatch361 April 4, 2011
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