oatmeal cream pie

Blowing your load in your partners asshole
I got so sick of using condoms that last time i was fucking becky i pulled out ripped off the condom and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.
by 5.0so August 03, 2015
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oatmeal cream pie surprise

The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.
Dude, I gave that bitch an oatmeal cream pie surprise!

by Adam Bucknasty April 11, 2008
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Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot
by Derip September 22, 2020
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.
by voizdy August 11, 2022
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