Panzer Dragoon Orta

A game that sounds gay.

Steve: That game looks gay.
Dave: I know.
Both: War games RULE!!!

by captain PEE PEE April 5, 2005

The Ortango

To have anal sex in a high school bathroom

Bigot 1) Did you hear about John and Rebecca?

Bigot 2) Why yes, I heard they danced the Ortango

Bigot 1) stinky stinky stinky!

by TheBigBrain May 14, 2015

Ortango

The act of performing anal sex in a public bathroom

Bigot 1) Did you hear what John and Sophia were up to last night at the library?

Bigot 2) Yeah, I heard they danced the Ortango

Bigot 1) I'm surprised he got her to do it

Bigot 2) Well it takes two to Ortango

by BigBrainBoy May 25, 2015

Ortarian

A person who claims to be a superior human to you, and a member of the "state" of Orta. They're discount Nazis who hate memes.

RL: "We Ortarians are inherently superior to you. Ortarians do not deal with failures."

by Lord Valkyrie May 13, 2018

Ortal Emeny

An individual you consider to be a "mortal enemy" when you're intoxicated.

Charlie: I fuckin hate that beech. She's my ortal emeny!

Katie: Ya. (unimpressed)

by 6, 7 even January 27, 2009

ortasm

ortasm
-pernounced or-tasm-
noun
1.an orta idea.

2.a random thought said aloud that has nothing to do with the conversation.

3.a half-baked plan to solve a problem that noramlly never works, and is rarely genius.

1. "I just had an ortasm."

And

2. "Yes I just ejaculate ideas like that, because I could never fake an ortasm."

by Israel Orta January 19, 2008

Ortaco

A person of the Puerto Rican persuasion but is called/referred to as a Mexican. The 'taco' in the original name 'Ortega' stems from the Ortega Taco kit sold at most grocery stores in America and possibly Mexico. Its so epic, even Chuck Norris couldn't possibly roundhouse kick this shit.

Ohmygod...look at that butt. Its so big...

Oh, that's just Ortaco.

by DaFirstOrtaco July 14, 2010