Definitions by DaFirstOrtaco

Ortaco 

A person of the Puerto Rican persuasion but is called/referred to as a Mexican. The 'taco' in the original name 'Ortega' stems from the Ortega Taco kit sold at most grocery stores in America and possibly Mexico. Its so epic, even Chuck Norris couldn't possibly roundhouse kick this shit.

Ohmygod...look at that butt. Its so big...

Oh, that's just Ortaco.

Ortaco by DaFirstOrtaco July 14, 2010