Orange Crush

When an orange surprise goes horribly, horribly, wrong, and an orangutan bites ones penis.

"Did u here that john died last week?" "How come" "he bled out after he received an orange crush" "poor bastard".

by juan cabo121 March 28, 2010

Orange Crush Incident

Orange Crush Incident: An unexplainable and spontaneous sexual experience involving extreme intoxication, and in which at least three two-liter bottles of orange crush soda are poured onto the euphoric participants, spreading Orange Crush soda so thoroughly throughout a hotel room that the aftermath resembles a neon orange crime scene.

After the Orange Crush Incident, the room looked as though someone had been murdered in a fierce struggle, and bled Orange Crush soda.

Based upon these orange crush palm and footprints, we believe we have a pretty good lead on the perpetrators of the Orange Crush Incident.

by CC Mirage August 30, 2010

orange crush

putting an orange peel in your weed to enhance and make the bud more moise

The weed he pulled out was definatly orange crush

by PaSeK March 10, 2003

Orange Crush

Shoving a lightbulb in your own or another persons asshole and making it shatter.

"I've been trying new stuff in bed"
"What have you been trying"
"Orange Crush"

by biggs0720 May 18, 2025

orange crush

When a group of men are sitting around together, they get bored, sit on the floor with their legs apart while clothed and throw an orange at each other's dicks.

Dude, I played this new game, orange crush, with some buddies last night and my dick and nuts got hit hard!

by emerald_gremlin September 20, 2017

Orange Crush

When you spit carrots into a gingers mouth

"Orange Crush? I did that to Pat once."

by WaterPeople November 15, 2019

Orange Crush

(noun) Synonym of Agent Orange, a chemical used predominantly by the U.S. during the Vietnam war.
Coined by R.E.M. in 1988 in their song “Orange Crush”.

“I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021