online 

being on the internet

when I was online i found this great free porn site!

online by no-name September 8, 2003

online 

Ironic term to describe state of mind and body after a heavy night on the booze/drugs.

"Nah, nah... I'm not falling asleep. I'm fully online."

online by sweet September 8, 2003

online 

A mispronunciation of onnine. Onnine means On9 and means that you are dumb, slow reaction times, flaccid and lunatic.

Me: Hey guys! I bought a new fan!
Friend: But it's Winter right now...
Me: oh nvm I'm online

online by Non-Chalant March 14, 2019

online 

Slang. To engage in sexual intercourse.

The girls of the internet... I'd go online with them any day!

online by MadHat December 17, 2004

online 

1) an elusive state in which those who have attained it are able to see past the confines of their meaningless lives and become one with all those who are also "online"

2) what my computer isn't

Matt: "Hey man, did you see that awesome youtube clip?"

Me: "Naw man, I couldn't get online."

Matt: "sucks for you."

online by pappernackles June 8, 2009

Online 

the one place you go to actually have a life, make friends, and laugh at memes...

???:That's my online life

me:Me too bro me too...

Online by Mimi804 July 1, 2019

online 

"to online something" means to upload something to the internet or to make it public
"to online myself" means going to the internet to do something, usually some unneccesary stuff

It's a very important slang term, don't know where i'd be today without it

"I'm gonna online a video rn"
"I'll be onlining a song tomorrow"
"I'm onlining rn"

Definition:
Onlining means to do shit online

online by .ghxst May 2, 2020