OMJ

Off my jock, off my johnson. (in other words; get off my penis or preferably dick.) No homo. Also like saying, get off my back or leave me alone.

Tristan: Willy Will, you never hit me up man.
Willy Will: Tristan, you wanna get omj?!

by B .Hood November 22, 2011

OMJ

An acronym that stands for "Oh my jizz!"
It is usually used when describing something exciting, shocking, or repulsive that is revealed to a person in the form of news. This news is known to be on the same level of excitement as that of an ejaculation.

Bob: Hey Steve, did you hear the news?
Steve: No, what news?
Bob: Obama became president!
Steve: OMJ, no wai!!!!1!!1!one!!

Norman: oh my jizz, guys! i just got past level 107 on WOW!

by Fredelle February 10, 2009

OMJ

OMJ stands for "oh my JON" not "oh my jonas"
it was started by panic at the disco fans. Jon is Jon Walker, bassist of panic at the disco. we (patd fans) have been using it longer than fans of the Johoes, therefore it is ours bitches!jon used to have long-ish hair and a beard and resembled god which is how this awesome pharse was started

ex. OMJ panic was so awesome at the concert last night!

ex. OMJ jonas brothers fans stole our acronym!

by fueled by spencer August 29, 2008

omj

oh my jonas!
an expression used by obsessed jonas brothers fans instead of the usual 'omg!' or 'oh mg god!'

OMJ! Brittany is going to see them in concert and meet them again :D

by Brittany Jonas :] February 04, 2008

OMJ

"Oh my Jonas". Just like "oh my gosh" But with "Jonas" In it instead xD

OMJ, Jack is so totally hott.

by Taylor Lacey. November 15, 2007

OMJ

Oh my jello.

"OMJ it's so squishy!"

by kittykittykitty(: December 22, 2011

OMJ

An alternative interjection for OMG. Has many definitions, such as oh my jellybeans, etc. Can be used in classrooms, so that teachers won't get mad.

"OMJ! Noah just asked me out! I can't believe it!"

by wallflower05 March 06, 2012