Definitions by Fredelle

OMJ

An acronym that stands for "Oh my jizz!"
It is usually used when describing something exciting, shocking, or repulsive that is revealed to a person in the form of news. This news is known to be on the same level of excitement as that of an ejaculation.

Bob: Hey Steve, did you hear the news?
Steve: No, what news?
Bob: Obama became president!
Steve: OMJ, no wai!!!!1!!1!one!!

Norman: oh my jizz, guys! i just got past level 107 on WOW!

OMJ by Fredelle February 9, 2009