old fart

1- a word used to describe a person who is annoying or someone who u r mad at most of the time

person 1- ugh lauren is SO ANNOYING

person 2- I KNOW shes such an old fart

by ugh!!! August 3, 2010

old fart

Mattdude's father.

The old fart finally croaked and the whole family rejoiced.

by ice December 21, 2003

old fart

a old fart is these 2 things:

1.old(duh)

2.a bitch

Me: Stop being an old fart!!!

Old Fart: Sorry.

by Old Fart Inc. December 28, 2005

old fart

old yet full of gasoline full of laughing gas

well aged and able to expel laughing ggaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

by oldfartjojo January 21, 2004

Old Fart Life

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.

My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

Old Fart Pilates

A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.

Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Old farts matter

Do people want to hear old fart tell old stories no you don't what you want what you need into Chuck Berry's face

Old farts matter

by Kingofdick June 9, 2020