old fart

1- a word used to describe a person who is annoying or someone who u r mad at most of the time
person 1- ugh lauren is SO ANNOYING

person 2- I KNOW shes such an old fart
by ugh!!! August 03, 2010
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old fart

Mattdude's father.
The old fart finally croaked and the whole family rejoiced.
by ice December 21, 2003
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old fart

a old fart is these 2 things:

1.old(duh)

2.a bitch
Me: Stop being an old fart!!!

Old Fart: Sorry.
by Old Fart Inc. December 23, 2005
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old fart

old yet full of gasoline full of laughing gas
well aged and able to expel laughing ggaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
by oldfartjojo January 22, 2004
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Old Fart Pilates

A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.
Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
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Old Fart Life

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.
My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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Old farts matter

Do people want to hear old fart tell old stories no you don't what you want what you need into Chuck Berry's face
Old farts matter
by Kingofdick June 09, 2020
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