jerk ofskey

a good russian friend of mine.

look its mr. ofskey... jerk that is.

by burrito pirate July 26, 2003

Ofshayed

Being severely rejected by a girl you thought you had

"Dude i just got ofshayed so hard when i asked out the new girl"

by davidofshay January 21, 2010

OFSM

Acronym for "Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster!"

Used by Atheists as a replacement for OMG (Oh My God) and other variations.

OFSM!! I can't believe those people are passing out bibles in front of our kid's school! >:(

by the1bun October 9, 2008

Ofsted

Ofsted is the Queen's body of inspection for schools. They make decisions about putting failing British schools into Special Measures, and decide the fate of those schools.

They are designed to make sure that State schools are doing the job correctly.

"Lionel, the Ofsted report came out today, and it really doesn't look good"

by RedRevolver January 1, 2007

Ofski

Referring to leaving your social m8s and retuning to the real world of reality

"Am ofski m8 had a good nite snorting charly but me mums making rice cakes"

by von goth July 1, 2007

ofscroft

A word that orginates from Birmingham, England. It is an affectionate term for someone who is dishevelled or scruffy, and seems to most often be used for younger boys.

"Oi! Ofscroft! Get your scruffy arse over here!"

by James Robertson October 13, 2004

ofski

to chip or to go somewhere

lets ofski
oi boyz lets ofski

by unknown 98 May 23, 2005