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Offended

1. A page on ED to show your elderly grandmother.
2. The state in which everyone seems to be in.
1. Hey Grandma, come look at this webpage, Offended!
2. I was offended.
by Xaisede December 1, 2011
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Disagreeing with you.
"<demonstrably false statement>"
"That statement is demonstrably false."
"You're offended."
by (((thesjews))) November 3, 2016
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The perpetual state of all white liberals.

The perceived perpetual state of everyone else except straight, white, Christian males, as projected by all white liberals.

Everything offends white liberals. They are offended by calling a bum a bum, a fag a fag, a bull dyke a bull dyke, a garbage dump a garbage dump, a blind guy a blind guy, and a spade a spade. White liberals learn to be offended by everything in public schools. The teachers there say, "Oh, we must never call a blind guy a blind guy. We must say visually challenged."
The white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when I said I was going to a meeting of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. "Oh, you must never say 'colored people,' she said in a huff. You must say "persons of color.' The correct name of that organization is the National Association for the Advancement of Persons of Color. The NAAPC.'"

Then the white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when I told her that the next time she rides a horse, she will only need half a saddle.

Never call a landfill a garbage dump, say the white liberals. That will offend the refuse collectors.
by Delicious Tuna Wanda November 14, 2007
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People who get 1 like on their favorite picture or post, and blame it on someone else

Any political party besides Republicans.
I'm offended from people who smell for some reason. Best stay away.
by Sadlytrue92 February 15, 2020
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cool guy 1:blah blah
cool guy 2:blah offended lah
by coolbros1 September 16, 2014
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A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.
*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.
by steammustachio February 9, 2021
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A word used to tell the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
Person: I feel offended by that!
Everyone else: Who gives a fuck? Candy ass bitch!
by Sneakypreacher May 16, 2022
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