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offended 

Disagreeing with you.
"<demonstrably false statement>"
"That statement is demonstrably false."
"You're offended."
offended by (((thesjews))) November 3, 2016

offended 

The perpetual state of all white liberals.

The perceived perpetual state of everyone else except straight, white, Christian males, as projected by all white liberals.

Everything offends white liberals. They are offended by calling a bum a bum, a fag a fag, a bull dyke a bull dyke, a garbage dump a garbage dump, a blind guy a blind guy, and a spade a spade. White liberals learn to be offended by everything in public schools. The teachers there say, "Oh, we must never call a blind guy a blind guy. We must say visually challenged."
The white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when I said I was going to a meeting of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. "Oh, you must never say 'colored people,' she said in a huff. You must say "persons of color.' The correct name of that organization is the National Association for the Advancement of Persons of Color. The NAAPC.'"

Then the white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when I told her that the next time she rides a horse, she will only need half a saddle.

Never call a landfill a garbage dump, say the white liberals. That will offend the refuse collectors.
offended by Delicious Tuna Wanda November 14, 2007

Offended 

People who get 1 like on their favorite picture or post, and blame it on someone else

Any political party besides Republicans.
I'm offended from people who smell for some reason. Best stay away.
Offended by Sadlytrue92 February 15, 2020

offended 

a page an ed cool people go to
cool guy 1:blah blah
cool guy 2:blah offended lah
offended by coolbros1 September 16, 2014

Offended 

A word used to tell the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
Person: I feel offended by that!
Everyone else: Who gives a fuck? Candy ass bitch!
Offended by Sneakypreacher May 16, 2022

Offended 

A word uttered by the weak and pathetic defense that usually signifies someone else is winning.
I'm offended there should be a gold medal for last place because I kind of tried...
Offended by Juncture May 19, 2024
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