october 29th

national kick the shit out of your lightest friend day

john: hey tony it’s october 29th. you know what that means.

john: *snaps tony like a fucking twig*

by jeremy blake October 28, 2019

October 29th

National kiss your crush, girlfriend, boyfriend, yourself, your dog/cat, anything really Day! IT'S NATIONAL KISS DAY!!

You: hey guess what day it is
Mirror:...
You:(kisses the mirror)october 29th. it's national kiss day.😘

by @gatchabitch🖕 October 28, 2019

October 29th

National Make Camron uncomfortable day! Try to make every Cam, Camryn,Cameron and Camron as uncomfortable as possible!

You: Hey Camron! Know what day it is?

Camron: don’t tell me...

You: THATS RIGHT! It’s October 29th ! And that’s why I wanna say I love you and I’m sorry we can’t get married...

by The greatest State October 29, 2019

October 29th

National smack your crushes ass day

You: Hey emily can i smack your ass?
Emily: Ew no
You: But it’s october 29th

Emily: Ok fine

by haha gotcha October 17, 2020

October 29th

The day on which you yeet your shortest friend.

Brock: Damn Chad you ain’t allowed to yeet dat boi

Chad: Nah Brock bro it October 29th so I allowed

by Psycho69420 October 28, 2019

October 29th

The day where kelleigh goes on a killing spree

Kelleigh: guess what it’s October 29th...

Person: oh no

by Homosexuality October 28, 2019

October 29th

October 29th, the day you get to boop someone. Just throw your hip at someone and try to make them fall or trip!

Person 1: Aye, it's October 29th!
Person 2: Oh no! Please don't BOOP me..
Person 1: Too late! Haha

by SuperCatPowder2.0 October 28, 2019