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Land 'o' Lakes Girl 

Defines a type of situation, object of art, etc. that involves something that endlessly repeats itself and/or recedes into infinity, just like the picture on the butter-box held by the lady on the Land 'o' Lakes dairy products label.
Cool guy #1, standing with his friend in a mirrored elevator that creates a multiple line of reflections: Jeez, dude --- talk about easy cloning! Scaryyyyy...!
Cool guy #2: Word, dude --- lucky for us it's just the Land 'o' Lakes Girl effect.
Land 'o' Lakes Girl by QuacksO November 13, 2011
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Shaquille O’Neal Fucking a 5’5 Girl

Something that can’t fit through something in any possible way in any circumstance
Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS IS TO BIG! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

Shaquille O’Neal fucking a 5’5 girl

Describing something that cannot fit in any circumstance in any eay
Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS DONT FIT! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL!

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

B.R.O. girl 

Bed rooms only girl. The type of chick that will only have sex behind closed doors in the bedroom. Do even ask to hook up in a club, bathroom, or anywhere in public. She's a bro girl. However when you do lay her down in the right place and time bitch get nasty, AF. Tru shit.
the da club; VIP section

Guy: hey baby girl, let's slide into the Men's bathroom, get to fuckin'
Girl: Nah boy, I'm not d wit that
Guy: oooooh, you a B.R.O. girl
Girl: yeah... bed rooms only
Guy: Tru shit, okay have a good night. Send my your part of the power point tomorrow.

Guy to Girl 2: hey baby girl, let's slide into the Men's bathroom, get to fuckin'
Girl2: Yes, Papi
Guy: hell yea
B.R.O. girl by thelightestskin January 17, 2016

11 o'clock girls 

Girls that say they are down to party and show up, when actually they aren't at all and have to leave early.
Guy#1: Man that girl over there is fine is she DTF?
Guy#2: Don't even think about it, i heard she was an 11 o'clock girl.

Rees: There sure were a lot of 11 o'clock girls at kevins.
Logan: Tell me about it.
11 o'clock girls by Parrish17 April 6, 2010

Girlkissing o'clock 

That time at a party when the straight girls get drunk enough to start kissing each other.
Too bad I left before girlkissing o'clock - I would have liked to see those two trying it.
Girlkissing o'clock by DrWex February 12, 2009