nursery pipe

Screaming nursery age child

Josh is such a nursery pipe.

by tonyDmasterninja September 23, 2011

Nursery rhymes

Written by the greatest psychos in history, whom are praised to be the greates authors in history, Nursery rhymes will do one of the following to your kid.

A. Turn your kid into a psycho
B. Tramatize your kid for life

Sometimes I wonder what the difference is between Nursery rhymes, and a rated R movie.

Nursery rhymes have a dark history, like the baby that fell out of the tree, or the reference to the black death, very child friendly (Sarcasm)

by Xfdsjvstvzrgxz December 26, 2018

Nurger

An alternate to nigger or nigga, usually a non-derogatory term referring to a black person or homie.

"Shit Nurger, where you at?! I got some bitches at my pad!"

by TFE July 26, 2006

Nut Nursery

Eight of these are required for creation of a gug.

Yoooo! I just got my 8th Nut Nursery! Holy shit nigga, that's a gug!!

by TNfiend May 30, 2023

Nursery School Shit

Dealing with friends, family, or co-workers who act like Nursery School Kids... Acting like a kid, when your an adult and should know better...Treating others like a little kid, instead of an a adult. Watching others fight over stupid shit...Adults who tattletale on each other...

'I'm goona tell the boss you took an extra 5 minute lunch!' "You Know What?! Whatever. I'm Not Gonna Get Involed In That. That's Nursery School Shit."

by Vapster2112 December 11, 2010

Nursery destroyer

A nursery destroyer is someone who takes an interest in younger kids like a nonce but the kids are even younger.

Oi Michael you’re such a nursery destroyer.

by Lewis0341 October 3, 2017

nursery wank

To go to a child’s nursery and start masturbating

One day big Steve got bored so he went and had a nursery wank over all the little kids

by Benji bobble June 3, 2019