nukuler

1. A common mispronunciation of the word 'nuclear'. Often used by rednecks and republicans in reference to weapons of mass destruction.

"We gotta make sure the 'terrists' don't got any nukuler weapons"

by voxeylady December 19, 2013

Nucular Weapons

George Bush's bad pronunciation. Really meaning "jack shit"

"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"

by Joe July 21, 2004

nucular

Comical mispronunciation of nuclear. Most commonly used by George W. Bush and Homer Simpson.

Nucular. It's pronounced, 'nucular'.

by 390809826 August 30, 2004

nucular

A word first made famous by President Jimmy Carter. He was the first Nucular Engineer to become president.

My 8 year old daughter Amy's biggest worry is nucular proliferation.

by xrscott August 23, 2005

nucular

An idiotic way to pronounce the word "nuclear". Whats worse is most of them know how the word is spelled yet still insist on saying "nucular"

Guy 1: The way the world is right now, we're probably headed toward nucular war"

Guy 2: (after karate chopping Guy 1 in the face) "What the hell is a "nucular war"? I am going to chop you in the face again you worthless troll!"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

Nucular

1. A word used in place of "nuclear" either to provoke a strong reaction from a Grammar Nazi or because the president... I mean, person, is just too damn stupid to pronounce two-syllable words correctly.
2. A word that should never, EVER be uttered by someone with >200 megatons of nuclear explosives ready to launch at the turn of a key.

Dumb-ass: Did you hear about the nucular bomb test?

Smart-ass: The hell did you just say?

by Bich Phuc Dat March 21, 2017

nucular

A respelling of the word nuclear for those who don't particularly care if they get it right.

"Saddam had a nucular weapons program"
A rough paraphrase of President George W. Bush's scare us speeches.

by RogueSun October 11, 2004