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nought

Q: Did you know what nought meant before using the Urban Dictionary?

A: Nought.
by gags April 21, 2004
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nought

a woman's back passage that you want to get all up in
"I'd tongue that nought"
by big snoop dogg November 28, 2004
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Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis
*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!
by DaveG217 May 25, 2006
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Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..
"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."
by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003
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fore-nought-o'clock

Period from 18:00 (6:00 pm) until 00:00 (12:00 am).
Fore-nought-o'clock.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 26, 2025
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after-nought-o'clock

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).
After-nought-o'clock.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
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after-nought-o'clock

Darkness period between midnight and dawn.
After-nought-o'clock.
by ÑÑÇÇÇÑÑÑÑÑ September 11, 2025
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