Nought

A word to describe the anus/asshole/arsehole

I gave her/him/them a good shafting up the nought

My nought is on fire after last night's curry

by cannonpants August 12, 2023

nought

a woman's back passage that you want to get all up in

"I'd tongue that nought"

by big snoop dogg November 28, 2004

Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Nought to sort

When someone who used to be ugly, becomes very attractive. From a 'nought' or 'zero out of ten', to a 'sort', a term used to describe attractive people by some Londoners and Cockneys.

Man 1- "Oi, mate, you seen that bird , Chantelle, these days?"
Man 2-"Yeah geez, she used to be clapped as hell but now she's gorgeous"
Man 1-"Proper nought to sort"
Man 2-"Trust me"

by Gabalarr April 19, 2016

Nought girl

Nothing, lost, ruined. Worthless, useless. Obsolete, morally bad, wicked. ZERO.

The childs mother had a good up bringing in life. She became well educated, independent and successful . She ended up to be a Nought, following the agenda of mongrels of social and financial power for their amusement! Your choice 1984 nought girl....

by Burganchef84 July 20, 2021

nought-o'clock

1- 00:00 (12:00 am).
2- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the day (period of 24 hours) and the beginning of the next day (period of 24 hours).
3- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the evening and the beginning of the after-nought-o'clock.
4- The middle of the nighttime.

Nought-o'clock.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025

nought-o'clock

1- 00:00 (12:00 am).
2- Start of the day (period of 24 hours).
3- The middle of the nighttime.

Nought-o'clock.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 26, 2025