Nouche refers to somebody is a noob and a douche. It is a combination of the two words, and is considered to be a ghastly insult to one's character. Also can be refered to as a nouche-bag.
by Braedon13 May 16, 2008
Nouche is an offensive term referring towards someone who may or may not be new to any particular social function, but demonstrates a certain amount of noobidness, such as in gamming or basic social interaction,while at the same time demonstrating douche like qualities.
by Mr. Nouche January 30, 2007
Nouch is a combination of "No" and "ouch" its expressing how you feel before and after something unpleasent happens
Your friend moves to slap you, you yell "Nouch!" to express you not wanting the action to happen, and how you feel once it happens
by Axle S. Cunningham September 22, 2010
what your friends call an unoriginal Kiebler Elf named Nick after he cock-blocks them; a combination of Nick and douche; also called "nou-nou"
by Panda-chan January 31, 2007
by MC CRIP October 09, 2009
by SharaSea April 25, 2023
a combination of many insults; douche bag, noob, nouche, fag, asian, and lagzor. douche bag evovled to nouche bag when combined with nube. nouche bag turned into nouche fag for a gay guy. that combined with nouche lag, a noob who lags on xbox live to make nouche flag. and then you call an asian guy nouche frag to make fun of his accent. it also conveniently makes it frag, like a frag grenade. get it?
by brendantron July 04, 2008