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by Poo Master Haun October 7, 2016
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If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.
Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures
by WGG_1980 May 8, 2019
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noogeti

A guy who is really hot and fucks everything that breaths.
“Oh look there’s Noogeti!” *starts to get fucked*
by Nooginton June 1, 2021
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nutgetter

Bill is the nutgetter, have him get a nut.
by horse brusher October 15, 2008
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noogets

Slang term for nuggets, refering to good weed
L: "Dude, got some noogets?"

K: "YEAH MAN!, some Bomb ass buds!"
by Clowd_n9ne December 21, 2007
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Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
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nogget

a bump in your wrist
someone broke my nogget
by josh larnach June 22, 2006
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