If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title?

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022

Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not

The only correct way to say “I can’t”

“Can you come over tomorrow?”
“Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023

not for nothing

As a native New Yorker, it pains me to see that none of the other definitions seems to actually grasp what not for nothing means.

"Not for nothing" is used to soften the blow of something that would normally be offensive or come on too strong.

For example, if your friend showed up wearing purple and yellow striped pants to a party and asked you how he looked, you could respond, "well, not for nothing, Jimmy, but you look like a gay, retarded zebra." Or if you want to try out for a musical but you can't sing to save your life, your friend might tell you, "hey, not for nothing, but you suck at singing and you're not gonna get that part." Things of that nature.

Not for nothing, but the other guys who defined "not for nothing" are a bunch of schmucks.

by HowYouDoinnn December 10, 2009

Moist not want not

If a lady isn't wet she might not want to fuck.

Girl A: He keeps busting out the lube... I guess I'm not that into him"
Girl B: "Moist not want not"

by DJ horrible August 11, 2009

not for nothing

Used as an introductory phrase to indicate that the principle phrase which follows is intended neither to be commanding nor officious, but simply as friendly advice or constructive observation.

Not for nothing, but you just bought the first iPad less than a year ago.

by Laquedem April 2, 2011

Not for nothing

It's a phrase you use towards someone when you want to stress a point that, although not really important, still bears mentioning. It's almost like when people say or write "just saying" at the end of a comment.

A girl throws a drink in your friend's face...

Friend: "I can't believe that bitch did that to me!"
You: "Not for nothing, but you were acting like an ass."

Friend: "I can't believe that bitch did that to me!"
You: "Well, you were acting like an ass. Just saying."

by not for nothing August 17, 2014