(you see a girl far off) I boned her last night)
you: I boned her last night
(she comes closer)
your friend laughs
you: I boned her last night
(she comes closer)
your friend laughs
by Professer Drex November 19, 2004
Get the hot from far but far from hotmug. An assertive phrase to introduce one's opinion by someone who is supremely confident it is the only valid viewpoint that makes logical sense. It is often abbreviated to IMFFHO. It should not be used by the faint hearted or those that cannot back it up with facts.
In my far from humble opinion, Matt Oxley writes like he's sitting on a time-bomb waiting for it to explode so he can be the first to report it
In my far from humble opinion, Valentino Rossi will never win another world championship
In my far from humble opinion, Valentino Rossi will never win another world championship
by Eyre of the Fred April 18, 2018
Get the in my far from humble opinionmug. When scoping a hot chick from a far distance, then as she gets closer you and your buddy realize she is hideous.
Damn dude check that chick over there, she coming this way. Dude! She's hideous, definitely "better from far, far from better" up close....
by donjuandemarco December 23, 2009
Get the better from far, far from bettermug. refers to a father/mother and son/daughter not being different from one another or being identical in their actions, behaviors, etc.
Dad gets caught stealing in his teen years and then his son gets caught stealing as a teen.
The mother might look at the father and say, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
The mother might look at the father and say, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
by Lilhunter0308 April 9, 2011
Get the the apple doesn't fall far from the treemug. Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.
1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
by MrKapper December 3, 2005
Get the the apple never falls far from the treemug. The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.
by HOEL November 8, 2010
Get the the asshole doesn't fall far from the treemug. A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.
Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
by TheManFromV June 4, 2017
Get the The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.mug.