to fart or not to fart

Questionable farts that make you wonder how they will come out, usually it is a safe bet but every once in a while the result is dis-ass-terous

I am having a to fart or not to fart moment, is it worth it?
Only at home

by gasshole October 26, 2011

that's not a fart

What you say when you think you have to fart, but it's really a poo, and it almost comes out, so you rush to the nearest toilet, doing a funny dance on the way.

*Person farts*
*Person tries to fart again*
Person: That's not a fart...
*Person runs to nearest bathroom and is running funny*

by Steve TheRapper Storms August 23, 2012

That’s not a fart!

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.

I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Life is not a pony farm

It derives from the German "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof" - A pony farm in Germany is the place little girls here like best. It means life isn't always a sheltered place. Like "life isn't always fair - accept it".

Duuuh... can't you stop wailing? Life is not a pony farm, you know? Live with it!

by Brittalein January 26, 2017

you not even the fart

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.

“Bitch please, you always think your the shit, when in reality, you not even the fart 💯💯”

by marriiii!! February 4, 2024

You not even the fart

A song made by ice spice where she tells a person “You think you the shit bitch? You not even the fart, (Grah) I be going hard (Grah) I breaking they hearts” Ice Spice is referring that the person is not the shit let alone the fart.

Mark, you think yo the shit? You not even the fart.

by Imamunch February 7, 2024

you not even the fart

An insightful, poetic lyric followed by a tasteful "grrah" by the philosopher Ice Spice in her new composition, Think U The Shit (Fart). It is beautifully written and sways all the masses.

John: "you not even the fart"
Terrence: "tf?"
John: "you know.. ice spice"
Shaniqua: "Ohhh that new singer"
John: "THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH YOU NOT EVEN THE FART"
Terrence: "uh..." *strained* "grrah"

by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek February 17, 2024