Someone who is extremely caring and loving to all those around, and someone who doesn't mind clearing up the consequences of a rowdy night. (e.g. Chunder) A norton will put themselves after everyone else, and likes achieving 'above average' otherwise they lose confidence.
Everyone would like to have a norton around, but unfortunately they are a very rare species, and are hard to find in the wild becasue they are not very tall. But when you do find one you should not let them go (because it is hard to find a replacement chunder-cleaner). A norton is always up for a good time and enjoys banter.
Everyone would like to have a norton around, but unfortunately they are a very rare species, and are hard to find in the wild becasue they are not very tall. But when you do find one you should not let them go (because it is hard to find a replacement chunder-cleaner). A norton is always up for a good time and enjoys banter.
Person 1: I've got a new friend, she's a norton.
Person 2: Lucky, I've been looking for one of them for ages
Person 1: They are worth the wait
Person 2: Lucky, I've been looking for one of them for ages
Person 1: They are worth the wait
by NtheDragon October 12, 2013
Get the nortonmug. by RaccoonOverlord March 27, 2015
Get the Nortonedmug. The Norton is a sexual act were one victim has their head shaved, gets a swastika tattoo on their chest, receives anal sex and is rewarded with a pair of skull crusher boots.
Dad Nortoned mom while I slept in their bed.
I heard dad nortoned mom while I was trying to read goosebumps in my bed.
I heard dad nortoned mom while I was trying to read goosebumps in my bed.
by Reid Street Gang May 5, 2009
Get the Nortonedmug. by mista mandalicious February 26, 2005
Get the nortonsmug. by sexybeastss95 September 18, 2009
Get the nortonmug. extremely bad-ass and cool motorcycle, no longer produced. Built in England, had a great racing heritage in its day. the original "superbike", per Motor Cycle News (UK) magazine 1968 for the then-new 'Commando" model. All current super bikes owe homage to the Norton brand
rube on Sportster- "Norton, who makes that?"
dude on Norton- "Norton, dick, can't you read, oh, I guess not, Harloid!"
rube- "I'll kick your ass!"
dude- "Catch me, jerk-off!" (zooms off, out runs Sportster, Sportster crashes in corner, rube dies, Norton guy goes to funeral and picks up deceased guy's girl, rides off on Norton, fucks her in nearby field)
dude on Norton- "Norton, dick, can't you read, oh, I guess not, Harloid!"
rube- "I'll kick your ass!"
dude- "Catch me, jerk-off!" (zooms off, out runs Sportster, Sportster crashes in corner, rube dies, Norton guy goes to funeral and picks up deceased guy's girl, rides off on Norton, fucks her in nearby field)
by creature of habit February 26, 2008
Get the nortonmug. noun ~
A self-induced, catastrophic error or misjudgment. Resulting in miserable outcomes, property damage or personal injury. Occasionally near fatal.
caused by poor reasoning, carelessness, insufficient knowledge and general stupidity. Often the result of substance induced dilutions of competence, far exceeding ones actual competency.
A self-induced, catastrophic error or misjudgment. Resulting in miserable outcomes, property damage or personal injury. Occasionally near fatal.
caused by poor reasoning, carelessness, insufficient knowledge and general stupidity. Often the result of substance induced dilutions of competence, far exceeding ones actual competency.
SPRAY SPAINTING HIS BATHROOM FLOOR WITH TRIMCLAD. WITH LITTLE TO NO VENTILATION, WAS A REAL NORTON MOVE. THE SUBSEQUENT FIREBALL AND EXPLOSION WAS TO BE EXPECTED. WITH THE LIT PILOT LIGHT NEAR BY.
YOU REALLY PULLED A NORTON BY TRYING TO BUILD THIS DECK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, NO WONDER IT COLLAPSED.
I DONT THINK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA NORTON. YOUR GOING TO HURT YOURSELF.
YOU REALLY PULLED A NORTON BY TRYING TO BUILD THIS DECK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, NO WONDER IT COLLAPSED.
I DONT THINK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA NORTON. YOUR GOING TO HURT YOURSELF.
by NortonTdot March 20, 2023
Get the Nortonmug.