A horribly stupid act; To never grow as a person; A fungus found on the bottom of your nut sack.
1. You just pulled a Norton. 2. You are so immature, you such a norton. 3. I need some cream to clear up the Norton growing under my nuts.
by malooxmike June 6, 2005
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When you are at a turning lane and the incoming car is still more than 200 yards away, and you wait for that incoming car to pass, then you turn.
"Man I can't believe that kid didn't turn he had so much room, what a Norton".
by Alvaro Munoz April 17, 2008
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Norton
(nort·on)
verb/noun/adjective/proper noun

1. Aging at a rapid rate.
2. Having a shit day (Having a Norton)
3. When your quads are totally trashed.
"Man my legs are totally trashed, this is such a Norton day."

"This day is as shit as norton"

"Man I got an F on that test, really did a Norton on that one."

"Kinda made a Norton of the joke(James smells funny)"
by RadPizzaDude June 25, 2014
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to install a Norton/Symantec related antivirus program on your computer and therefore bog down your system with bloated, mostly unnecessary, add-ons.
I should have chosen that free antivirus software, but instead, I paid a lot of money for this popular brand, and now my system is so slow and completely nortonized.

He told me I would regret this installing the antivirus software because I would nortonize my system.
by cfgenie February 9, 2010
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a very small town that is surrounded by trees,animals and drugs. Norton has the highest drop out rate in mass and is known as "snortin norton". The girls are bitchy and fake. The guys all act like they're tough meanwhile they drive around in their shitty cars.
"Since we have nothing to do in Norton lets go to cumbie's or hess to hang out"
by The Norton Mirror March 21, 2006
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Someone who is extremely caring and loving to all those around, and someone who doesn't mind clearing up the consequences of a rowdy night. (e.g. Chunder) A norton will put themselves after everyone else, and likes achieving 'above average' otherwise they lose confidence.
Everyone would like to have a norton around, but unfortunately they are a very rare species, and are hard to find in the wild becasue they are not very tall. But when you do find one you should not let them go (because it is hard to find a replacement chunder-cleaner). A norton is always up for a good time and enjoys banter.
Person 1: I've got a new friend, she's a norton.
Person 2: Lucky, I've been looking for one of them for ages
Person 1: They are worth the wait
by NtheDragon October 12, 2013
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To be fucked sideways because you were stupid enough to use Nortn
I wanted to prank my friend, so I Nortoned him. Have fun with useless software bro!
by RaccoonOverlord March 23, 2015
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