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Eric Northman

Eric Northman is a book character from the Sookie Stackhouse novels, written by Charlaine Harris. Contrary to popular belief, the original character was not created by Godric, but by Appius Livius Ocella, who lured Eric to the side of the road and turned him into a vampire. Eric is over 1000 years old, and is the Area Five Sheriff, which means he has authority over all vampires living in the area. Though Eric appears to have no human left in him at all, he is actually quite humorous. Eric does have the ability to love as well, though he has a hard time expressing how he feels. When he was a mortal he was married to his brother's widow, Aude. The couple had 6 children together, but only 3 survived. In his immortal life, his mortal wife and children long gone, he tricks Sookie Stackhouse into marrying him.
"I hurt with you. I bled with you – not only because we’re bonded, but because of the love I have for you."- Dead in the Family-Eric Northman

"I knew I'd get on top of you somehow."- Living Dead in Dallas

"I wish that I could read your mind as you can read the minds of others. I wish very much that I could know what was going on in your head. I wish I knew why I cared what’s going on in that head." — Dead as a Doornail
by CourtneyNorthman July 24, 2010
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Northlane

Northlane is an Australian metalcore band from Blacktown, New South Wales, formed in 2009. As of 2013, Northlane has released two full-length albums Discoveries and Singularity, and an EP, Hollow Existence.

Get The fuck around these guys.
Man, Northlane are the fucking shit.
by Cunt Nugget November 10, 2013
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Northland College

A college where hippies, hunters, stoners and hipster all live in peace in the woods of Wisconsin.
I graduated from Northland College with a degree in Peace Studies, I'm unemployed.
by hling October 28, 2014
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Northland Secondary School

The worst secondary school in Singapore filled with obese white af round-ass chinese kids(other race included but Chinese of more) and short center-parting

glasses wearing kids, full of vapers in the toilet especially the sec 2-5, northland secondary school previous principal, Mdm Tan, is always crying on the zoom meeting for the entire school to see so that she can leave this god awful Northland secondary school like she cared about it
PSLE failure: Hi, i am from Northland Secondary School

Person with iq above room temperature :" lol loser dumbass potential ITE bastard"
by Average r/genzedong user March 21, 2022
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Northland Secondary School

Northland Secondary school is a place filled with no life degenerates students that have no goals in life and couldn't survive a second without their bubblegum flavoured Vape . Located in the independent sovereign nation of Yishun , a country right smack in the middle of Singapore and Malaysia , Northland secondary school is one of the worst school in the entire world , ranking #1897464 in the School tier list , Due to the amount of Xmm , YPs , gangsters and morbidly a-beast white ass never seen sunlight in their life, mouth breathers triple chins chinese kids. It isn't difficult to see why Northland Secondary School is the worst. WARNING , Northland secondary school has this creepy ass , teleporting ass , bald ass old guy that will send you to a concentration camp like the auschwitz when you miss the time by 1 nano second because some old fart bus driver auntie/uncle just can't step on the paddle. The bald ass old guy will force you to pick grass like how black people picked cotton in the 1800s for a hour or more depending on the amount of time he caught your ass. Northland Secondary School is literally hell on earth and multiple human rights violation have been committed there. Don't ever end up in this school coming from a survival.
Person 1- "Wow , I am selected to go to Northland Secondary School , can't wait to meet all the friendly people there!"

Person 2- "Bro definitely retarded lmao, future garbage truck driver."
by DogEaterFromChongQing February 25, 2023
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northans

for lazy people that can not be bothered to say northampton normally said by chavs
yo i liv in northans
by winkles December 8, 2005
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