Noogis

Noun: something you call someone when they're being stupid or weird but you love them anyways.

Friend 1: "pineapple goes great on pizza!"

Friend 2: "what?! No way you're such a noogis"

by Davidhasselhoof July 23, 2017

Noogie-NOT

When one puts one's arm around a girl and playfully noogies her, then imediantly screams NOT and forcefully shoves her head at ones dick. Thus, performing a noogie not.

"Hahaha noogggiee! =.... NAWWTTT!"
"oh shit"
Noogie-NOT

by Kbrenn June 2, 2009

noogy

The idea that a noogy is rubbing someone on the head is incorrect that is a dutch rub. Anyone who has ever watched Classic Saturday night live knows that a noogy is given by making a fist and extending the knuckle of the middle finger so it sticks out a bit then rapping someone on top of the head with it. This from the classic bits where Bill Murray and Gilda Radner played nerdy schoolkids.

Dude1: What's the matter?
Dude2: that ass Bobby just got a running jump and gave me a flying atomic noogy. I think I might have a concussion.

by Kermit the Bear September 22, 2005

Noogie

Gods gift to the devil, the worst punishment Earth can provide.

Judge-You killed 72 people, i sentence you to 45 years of pure noogies.

Criminal-NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Please give me death.

by jbn/gstache duo May 17, 2007

noogy

when someone scratches another being on the head and usually messes up their hair.

Paul gave Caroline a noogy she was very mad, but laughed in spite of herself.

by Caroline Goldsmithers December 17, 2004

Noogie

Noun - A name for someone (usually a female) who is unpleasant and repulsive in appearance. Noogies tend to be unaware of the fact that they have unattractive features and act as if everyone is jealous of them.

Guy 1: Dude....Noogie just sent me a friend request on Facebook.

Guy 2: Haha thats gross.

by Tobysmith September 4, 2011

noogie

Also, a painful blow delivered to the outside of the thigh (along the vastus lateralis muscle, if possible) with the raised middle knuckle of the assailant's dominant hand. The aim is not so much to bruise as to cause rapid and extreme contraction of the muscle, resulting in sudden falling over and cursing.

"Oy, arrgghh! He fookin noogied me! I'll be crippled for hours!"

by Doonser November 11, 2009