noogy

To grab someone around the neck with your arm, pull their head against your body (thus subduing them), make your other hand into a fist, and grate your knuckles painfully against their scalp. If you're sneaky enough, grabbing them around the neck may not be necessary.

A favorite tactic among bullies and older siblings.

Hey! Don't give me a noogy! It breaks my hair! - My sister

by noogyman February 9, 2005

noogie

a painful rubbing of the scalp with the knuckles

He tried to give my friend a noogie and got in trouble for it.

by Light Joker December 18, 2004

noogie

Relax, in Hungarian.

"Noogie, noogie, noogie," was screamed by the protestors when the cops exerted violent behavior while placing them under arrest.

by john2 August 26, 2008

noogies

Plural form of noogie.

Noogies really hurt, but they aren't as bad as wedgies.

by WHABAM! March 15, 2005

Noogis

Noun: something you call someone when they're being stupid or weird but you love them anyways.

Friend 1: "pineapple goes great on pizza!"

Friend 2: "what?! No way you're such a noogis"

by Davidhasselhoof July 23, 2017

Noogie-NOT

When one puts one's arm around a girl and playfully noogies her, then imediantly screams NOT and forcefully shoves her head at ones dick. Thus, performing a noogie not.

"Hahaha noogggiee! =.... NAWWTTT!"
"oh shit"
Noogie-NOT

by Kbrenn June 2, 2009

noogy

The idea that a noogy is rubbing someone on the head is incorrect that is a dutch rub. Anyone who has ever watched Classic Saturday night live knows that a noogy is given by making a fist and extending the knuckle of the middle finger so it sticks out a bit then rapping someone on top of the head with it. This from the classic bits where Bill Murray and Gilda Radner played nerdy schoolkids.

Dude1: What's the matter?
Dude2: that ass Bobby just got a running jump and gave me a flying atomic noogy. I think I might have a concussion.

by Kermit the Bear September 22, 2005