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Noof

Abbreviation for nouveau riche.

Nouveau riche - low class wannabes showing off their wealth with enthusiastic extravagance (aka bling).
"Darling, I'm off shooting noofs at the weekend."
by RIchard Evershed April 20, 2006
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Noof

A person who is perceived as being softer than a Nerf Ball
As marques entered the room, everyone shouted "Noof!"
by yN April 10, 2012
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Noof

1.One who, when speaks, sounds like a complete and total retard.
2.Someone who talks too fast, in an odd accent, and is never understood.
Man what the FUCK did he just say? Stupid ole noof.
by Televizzle Shizzle Nizzler March 21, 2003
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Noof

The male version of a queef. When air trapped in the penazia is passed through head of the penis. Similar to air trapped in a clown ballon.

What the hell was that Eric?”
“Sorry it was noof, it happens when I’m nervous”
What the fuck is a noof?”
“A dick fart. My dick farted”

See also- gueef, dick fart,
by Chris L. August 1, 2018
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Noof

News (or any bit of info) delivered by a goof.
While the channel's viewers took the other news anchors seriously, they mocked the weatherman and his daily noof.
by Fresh Noofs May 21, 2016
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Noof

by Ty+Ky June 4, 2009
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Noof

A derogatory synonym for the word retard, see also: downy
"Look at that guy there, he's acting like such a noof."
by Calco1 May 3, 2010
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