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nooding

The thing you do to keep people engaged in a conversation, but usually used to display that you are actively listening to what they are saying.
I'll tell you the secret to making the other person feel like you are listening to them and are interested in what they are saying... It's Nooding. You can get anywhere in life from this tip!

LOL really? It's that simple?

Yes, duh, that's how I got you engaged in this convo lel
by Meeep ^^ October 22, 2015
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nodding

A semi dreamlike state where an opiate user slips in and out of consciousnes.
by Heroin user October 29, 2007
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noodnik

Someone who is very annoying or irritating.
"That noodnik just sent me 6 texts in a row!"

"Oh, no! That noodnik just got here. I hope s/he doesn't tell me about his/her stamp collection again!"
by habla12345678 March 8, 2010
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Beer Noodling

When you are randomly looking for a beer in a cooler/refrigerator with your hand and not looking directly in there. Much like the practice of catfish noodling.
Mike spent about two minutes beer noodling in the fridge before he came out with one.
by Ricky Stroker January 9, 2012
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noodling the marinara

When a man sucks on the string of a woman's tampon starting at the end of the string and sucking until his mouth reaches her menstruating vagina. Noodling the marinara normally involves multiple repititions of sucking on the string but can involve only one repitition.
Noodling the marinara is similar to the scene in Lady and the Tramp where the 2 dogs are eating spaghetti and end up kissing. The primary difference is that the woman doesn't need to do anything and instead of sucking on a spaghetti noodle, the man is sucking on a tampon string.
Its a good thing I was on the rag otherwise I'd never know how good he was at noodling the marinara.
by blancheandrico August 3, 2009
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Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*
by Count Noosula March 26, 2020
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noodling

A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.
by MazurkaMatt June 18, 2006
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