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noobanite 

the exact same thing as noob/newb/ just more awesome
wrong hole noobanite
noobanite by Black Profitt September 22, 2010

Noobranium 

An expression of when someone displays that they are undoubtedly a noob or when an experienced gamer does something ridiculously stupid to make you laugh and call them a noob anyways.
Most likely used by some corpies playing Eve Online. Typically relates to ridiculous fits on ships but the term stems from people mining in asteroid belts and getting helplessly ganked, lulz.
"Bahahahaha, you just fitted four different types of weapons, a shield booster and armor repairer on your ship. Noobranium"
"Dude! I just lost command ship!" "Why?" "...I fell asleep on the gate..." "lulz, Noobranium!"
"Hey, I hear theres tons of noobranium on the ice belt right now" *Smartbombing battleship dives in to the rescue*
Noobranium by xler8r July 21, 2011

Noobtastic

In any chat room, or public area of veteran members, Noobs overload the room/area and destroy things.
"My this room is Noobtastic today"

Noobtastic

A word used to describe an internet user who has no grammar skills, or typing skills, or spelling skills, or pretty much any skills at all. Besides being annoying, that is.
SSS: Hello, what's up?
EZ: lol wtf u usn spech fr?
SSS: *Sigh* Just noobtastic, completely noobtastic.
Noobtastic by NoahzzzzzzzzF March 25, 2009

noobshanting 

(verb)The act of saying something completely stupid and then once criticized for stupidity say you were joking when in actuality you are just very stupid
Noobshant: Dude what does lol mean
Person 2: It means laugh out loud
Noobshant: No it means Lots of Love
Person 2: Your so stupid
Noobshant: I'm just joking man

Person 2: Stop Noobshanting
noobshanting by L1dnop May 21, 2016

noobastien  

a noobular person who is also a nerd
bob is such a noobastien look at him hit the books
noobastien by Leo Martirano December 20, 2008