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Beer Noodling

When you are randomly looking for a beer in a cooler/refrigerator with your hand and not looking directly in there. Much like the practice of catfish noodling.
Mike spent about two minutes beer noodling in the fridge before he came out with one.
by Ricky Stroker January 9, 2012
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noodling the marinara

When a man sucks on the string of a woman's tampon starting at the end of the string and sucking until his mouth reaches her menstruating vagina. Noodling the marinara normally involves multiple repititions of sucking on the string but can involve only one repitition.
Noodling the marinara is similar to the scene in Lady and the Tramp where the 2 dogs are eating spaghetti and end up kissing. The primary difference is that the woman doesn't need to do anything and instead of sucking on a spaghetti noodle, the man is sucking on a tampon string.
Its a good thing I was on the rag otherwise I'd never know how good he was at noodling the marinara.
by blancheandrico August 3, 2009
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noodling

A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.
by MazurkaMatt June 18, 2006
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Nobling

A trainee nob. Not quite a fully fledged nob, but with a little persistence and experience, will surely get there.
Eeeh. Look at those noblings outside Coop in Shipston-on-Stour... What is the world coming to? What on earth will become of them when they get older?

Answer: They will transform into fully fledged nobs, like a caterpillar transforming into a butterfly.
by Sah rah November 5, 2007
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noodling jazz

Noodling jazz is the style of jazz expression when the artist rambles away from the basic tune (and/or rhythms and tones), and improvises.
"The 'noodling jazz' style of the famous bass player Ron Carter is fascinating."
by D. Klundt November 4, 2007
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Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.
Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.
by dicknoodling November 18, 2021
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noodling around

the act of doing things for no purpose other than entertaining yourself and/or others
We had big plans for that day, but we ended up just noodling around and setting fire to little children. It was the best day of my life.
by simosezso January 20, 2007
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