Noobitis

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.

Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?

by phongoo January 14, 2009

noobish

1. word to describe something stupid and amatuerish on the web or computer game.

2. behaviour of a noob.

"That webpage was so noobish."
He had very noobish tactics at WoW.

by Chris the Guy who kills and eats nerds January 11, 2008

noobishly

the act or state of being a nooby noober

all the derions in goa are alwasy acting noobishly

by nimrodicwraith October 16, 2011

Noobitard

Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.

John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.

by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010

noobishactz

Guy that is really not all that noobish. He just actz noobish but pwns in many ways. Be careful of what is hiding behind a name.

Noobishactz really is not all that noobish. Man that name sure is tricky.

by Noobishactz January 17, 2005

Noobite

A person who is , from the get go, a noob, normally told by they're friends to get on the game to help them be noobs. A group of noobites can be called a noobite colony, swarm, flock, or pack.

We were having a good game, until a noob came in. It wouldn't have been a problem, until he envoked the noobite packs by calling in his friends.

by Akalay February 28, 2011

Noobishactz

n. Used to describe the condition of one's pwnage.

"Your noobishactz were l337, Billy!"

by D.Mai January 28, 2005