Nonse Maker

A woman or man so ugly you would rather have sexual relations with children than sleep with them.

Jesus man! No way i'd rather fuck her kids than go down on that monster. She's a proper Nonse Maker.

by Lucafix April 14, 2011

ryan the nonse

A gay guy that licks cock and likes to bum kids

Omg is that Ryan the nonse.

by Ryan the nonse December 18, 2017

Nonse

A word British people use to describe a paedophile. Shortened for Not On Normal Scheduled Exercise. Basically because in prison they have different yard times to general population inmates because they’ll get a kicking. Which isn’t really a bad thing

Person x got done for nonse ing a kid

by Budward scissorhands October 02, 2023

mountain nonse

Someone who gets thoroughly excited by mountains and uses sexual descriptions for the mountain.

The muscular face of the ben.

Peter you're such a mountain nonse

by Peter Thorpe Normal Rice September 01, 2020