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Nonse

A word British people use to describe a paedophile. Shortened for Not On Normal Scheduled Exercise. Basically because in prison they have different yard times to general population inmates because they’ll get a kicking. Which isn’t really a bad thing
Person x got done for nonse ing a kid
by Budward scissorhands October 2, 2023
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Nonse Maker

A woman or man so ugly you would rather have sexual relations with children than sleep with them.
Jesus man! No way i'd rather fuck her kids than go down on that monster. She's a proper Nonse Maker.
by Lucafix May 3, 2011
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ryan the nonse

A gay guy that licks cock and likes to bum kids
Omg is that Ryan the nonse.
by Ryan the nonse December 19, 2017
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mountain nonse

Someone who gets thoroughly excited by mountains and uses sexual descriptions for the mountain.
The muscular face of the ben.

Peter you're such a mountain nonse
by Peter Thorpe Normal Rice September 1, 2020
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Noise Bro

Those who partake in the mostly male dominant "underground / DIY" scene of noise music. A common thread found amongst the scene - the gang-mentality of standing in circles that are mostly composed of socially deprived men whom talk shop about crappy fx pedals, old synths, B-movie horror, which local corner store is selling the cheapest six pack of Hamm's, and the next "piece" they're working on the will be named after a violence being done to female anatomy.
"yo Noise Bro, did you grip that new Abortion Milkshake cassette on Load Records? No man, I spent my only five bones on that Whore Holocaust LP just put out on Hanson...
by Mi_Cul_Ma_Lee_Toe August 20, 2014
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shneebly noise

A moan.
"Yo I just made a Shneebly noise"

"Yo that Shneebly noise you just made made me wet"
by Bedudd January 1, 2016
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noisetoy

A sexual partner that is very vocal and their volume increases making them louder the more aroused and stimulated they get.
The horny couple were at a party and found a place to hide so they could have a quick fuck but because one of them was a noisetoy everyone soon knew the lover's secret.
by jpg3 October 13, 2011
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