Noneday

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

by Penguin January 17, 2005

Nonecdote

A brief story that contains little of interest for anyone but the teller. Similar to anecdote, but completely useless without context and references that would take too long to explain and which would be too boring for anyone to care about.

This guy I know told me a nonecdote about some stupid game he used to play because I mentioned Radiohead. Something about a player character named Thom Yorke. Sometimes I wonder why I bother...

by xMercury69x October 22, 2008

Noverdraft fee

When your debit card is declined ("No!") because you have insufficient funds and have opted out of the overdraft fees that your bank charges.

I tried to buy a vente latte but I got hit with a Noverdraft fee by the cashier because I only had a dollar left in my account.

by The Crediteer March 9, 2010

Nonedies

When your girl puts on underwear when she is on her period. When usually she doesn't wear any underwear at all.

Bro 1: did you have sex last night?
Bro 2: no, she had her nonedies on.

by The original Sweve October 29, 2015

Nonard

An incompetent human being, especially regarding video game related tasks.

HAHAh nonard you can't even speed run dis video game in 15 minutes!!11?/
You large dense overweight nonard!!/!/

by Nibot99 December 10, 2021

Noner

The opposite of a boner. When you see a sick nasty ugly girl and your penis goes back inside your torso.

Ugh, look at that fat dancer, she gives me a noner.

by Black Lighting March 11, 2010

noner

an anti boner of the nose. nostrils flare in disgust

i dont know, but it gave me a noner

by flo the greek July 9, 2011