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Nolan Simmons

Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.
Me: Hey, is that Nolan Simmons?

Friend: Yes, but he's retarded
by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019
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Nolan shaw

Nolan Shaw is the most annoying person you could ever meet he falls for every girl he meets and he thinks he’s so hot but he is not . Nolan Shaw is weird but he thinks he’s cool and all he talks about is his dick
Person 1:Omg ew is that Nolan Shaw

Person 2:Yea ew
by Emily chocked November 20, 2019
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Nolan Stierle

Pimp. A man who is a strong lover. He will care about you than any other guy.

Also a bomb ass lacrosse player.
"Oh shit, look at Nolan Stierle. He is such a good person, I'd be lucky to date him."
by nolanlover69 December 4, 2019
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Nolan Smith

Ugly rat that no one likes and cheats on girls and leaves them for there best friend
“did you know that Nolan Smith is around?”
“WHAT NO YOU KNOW WHAT HE’LL DO?”
by lalaloopsieland22 December 8, 2019
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Nolan severson

Nolan severson is a term used for a future football prospect.
Tyreek hill was such a nolan severson in high school!
by Bigboy05 August 2, 2022
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Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.
by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023
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Nolan Svoboda

A superly duperly cool person, Sergio, Bilal Malik are his friends. Is a child malester.
Nolan Svoboda is a cool person
by 69378q392358234756273 September 26, 2023
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