Nokia

Nokia is small city in southern Finland.

"Nokian by birth, rebel by choice, Finn by the grace of God."

Nokia by nreb October 19, 2012

nokia

a mobile phone company which originally produced toilet paper (im serious), but somehow decided to make mobile phones... as the two products obviously are so alike... and it just made so much sense... to those guys in finland

finnish-worker-guy one: toilet paper reminds me of mobile phones...

finnish-worker-guy b: oh really.... i, too, see a connection...

head-of-nokia: hmmmm.......

nokia by Harris August 13, 2005

Nokia

Nokia is an indestructible object capable of breaking the floor if you do just as much as drop it. Multiple Universes have fallen to its power.

His power is that of a Nokia

Nokia by Dr A. Nonymous June 6, 2023

Nokia

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer which started to lose its market share in 2004 because of boring models mainly targeted to tech propellerheads.

That nokia of yours, it's like _so_ passé!

Nokia by mika July 16, 2004

Nokia

Toilet paper manufacturer turned cell-phone company. Really, their original product was Nokia toilet paper. You learn something new every day.

Is that phone a Nokia? Wipe your ass with it, cause it's a piece of shit.

Nokia by The can-you-hear-me-now guy February 7, 2004

Nokia

THE STRONG ASS MUTHAFUCKA BEFORE iPHONES

Nokia beda dan appel

Nokia by strongassmuthafuka April 18, 2018

Nokia

Oh snap! She gettin old like a Nokia

Nokia by Ber.lingo March 28, 2019

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