Nagservation

Nagging someone while trying to pass it off as a casual observation.

Wife: Dear, I noticed you left the seat up, left your clothes on the floor, didn't cut the grass, haven't took the dog for a walk, nag, nag, nag etc

Husband: I've been working on the plumbing all day, quit with the Nagservations.

by Stupid Anglo Beaulieu June 17, 2010

lesbian observation

when a girl notices that another girl's nipples are erect

Amber: WTF!! Your nipples are hard!!!
Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!

by ilovechrisandme February 5, 2012

observationalist

An observationalist is a person who makes a statement based on real-world assessments (observational comment) about specific people, places, and events happening around them. Observations are unlike racist or stereotype comments that are generalized statements about a group of people.

Antonyms: racism, stereotypes.

Remember kids, it's cool to be an observationalist. However, tossing around stereotypes or racist comments is never cool. Know the difference!

Stereotype: "All Asians are good at math."

An Observationalist says: "Those Asian kids (over there) are human Ti89s. Each one of them scored in the 98% percentile or higher of the math section of the SATs."

Stereotype: "All priests rape little boys."

An Observationalist says: "That priest is a pedophile. I saw him ask an eight year old boy if he could pillage his cornhole with the holy disco stick."

by JewClaw May 17, 2011

observation engineer

an unskilled individual who watches others perform a job task

It takes one person to screw in a light bulb and one observation engineer to watch.

by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010

Robservation

A Robservation is when a Rob makes a valid observation.

Rob that was quite the Robservation on that subject matter.

by 123Mysterystreet August 24, 2022

Snobservation

A noun.
An act of recognizing and noting a fact or occurrence by an individual who has an offensive air of superiority in matters of knowledge or taste.

While expressing her disdain for the local music, Diana could not help but make constant snobservations regarding the venue and the locals.

by TuppercaseCuppercase December 13, 2008

observationate

Akin to the verb observe, yet carried out in greater depth.

Man! Did you observe the eclipse of the Moon last night?

Observe it? I observationated it!

by O Exalted One January 10, 2014