nigel no mates

Someone who has no friends.

Kiwi/NZ slang version of "Nigel No Friends"

nigel no friends

"Oh look, there's Nigel No Mates sitting by himself again"

by kiwi9016 May 31, 2018

jonny no mates

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004

No Mates

Have no friends, and being beaten up because your a loner.

Look at Allen he is a No Mates.

by Current Events CELUE February 27, 2009

GAYJOHN NO MATES

A socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. Favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. He may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.

"Oi lads, check out that fit blond!"

"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"

"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"

by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju

a guy in klass singin Nelly in his head

guy 1 - no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju

guy 2 - are you high?

by viktorgaysweden December 2, 2020

no mates

"No mates" is a common insult referring to the fact that someone has 0 friends.

It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.

Person a: You have no mates cunt (rofl emoji)

Person b: Shut the fuck up cunt I'd bash ya

by MyGoodFriendHoward October 28, 2021

No mates

no mates is usually used as an insult, or to just piss someone off (like a lot) but be carefully if they do have mates and you get bashed

John: oi josh no mates

by IDIDNTPASSNNN November 23, 2021